Finally, some good news in the world.

Item one: The Matt Stone/Trey Parker Mormon musical is in the works. Gather up the kids, it’s time to play I Spy a Nephite on Broadway.

Item two: Informercial huckster Kevin Trudeau, the guy with a cure for just about everything, has been banned from our televisions for five years and ordered to pay millions in fines for lying to people. On the one hand, I’m glad for the comeuppance. But on the other hand, it’s painfully annoying to me that the human species is so gullible as to allow swindlers like him to be successful.