Bear is convicted of stealing honey.

Talk about a kangaroo court. When a human “beekeeper” steals honey from bees, it’s commerce. When a bear does it, it’s a crime.

I think the bigger crime here is the huge insult to all of the “Serbian turbo-folk” musicians out there. I’m sure their music is perfectly pleasant and enjoyable. Right?

By the way, how many years in prison can a bear get for stealing picnic baskets?